Thursday, June 1, 2017

Hillary's COVFEFE Tweet Reminds America She Should Never Be President. EVER.

During one of those glorious late-night Twitter tirades, the President Of These Here United States -- one Donald J. Trump (suck on it forever, media) -- accidentally typed the following Tuesday night, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" -- and then he stopped … and left us all hanging … for hours … while he slept the dreamless sleep of a man who has no dreams left to come true. When you're a billionaire snuggled up next to a supermodel in the White House residence, what's left?  
Meanwhile, the rest of the world tossed and turned. "What in the world is 'covfefe,'" we asked and asked and Asked and ASKED? Well, Trump isn't talking. A few hours later, while laughing maniacally (we assume), the President deleted his already-famous "covfefe" tweet and replaced it with this: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe' ??? Enjoy!"
He then returned to the vital business of dismantling the legacy of the man who illegally spied on him, specifically that stupid Paris Climate agreement … which is stupid.
And then something pretty wonderful happened.

Suddenly all of America was in on the joke. For a few brief hours, even during the CNN-Star-Beheads-Trump uproar, we all kind of came together -- left and right alike -- to chuckle over "covfefe." Even Trump himself was enjoying the laughs at his expense. What a strange thing it was to peer over the line of scrimmage, lock eyes with the other side, and start laughing together because we just couldn’t help it. It was a nice moment for America, a coming together moment, a sign of hope that maybe we can all-- record scratch.
Oh my dear gawd Hillary just ruined everything again.

We have all been at a gathering of some sort where things have loosened up, the conversation is easy, and everyone is having a good time -- at least until someone who has no idea what you are all chuckling over decides to pretend they are in on the joke. And so, feeling more than a little resentful and left out, they loudly barge into this easygoing situation to drop a big, fat, insecure stinkbomb. And while they are  laughing (all alone) at the turd they just dropped in the punchbowl, everyone else is giving each other the side eye.
Yeah, that is exactly what Hillary did to all of America yesterday with this tweet:

People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. 
Even though it doesn’t help, I'll still share the context with you...
As of Wednesday. Hillary had entered day 205 of her increasingly pathetic "Boil The American Voters' Rabbit Tour" -- you know, where she proves she can't handle rejection and won't to go away because "I'm not going to be ignored, Dan" and becomes increasing maniacal… That tour? Hillary is now on excuse numero ocho as to why she lost, and oddly enough NOT EVER ONCE CAMPAIGNING IN WISCONSIN didn’t make the list.
For her epic humiliation, Hillary is blaming the same Russians she gave our uranium to, the same FBI that refused to recommend she be charged with crimes she committed, and the same Democrat National Committee that rigged the primary against Bernie Sanders in her favor. Trump responded to her latest boiled rabbit frenzy by reviving his gorgeously accurate "Crooked Hillary" moniker…

Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
 Hillary then responded by barging into an America enjoying a rare shared laugh to drop that turd.
What a weak, divisive, insecure piece of work Hillary Clinton is.
But when nothing you've accomplished in life (which isn't all that much to begin with) would have been possible had you not agreed to be publicly and serially-humiliated by the man who made it all possible, you are almost always going to end up with a neurotic, bitter, paranoid Pantsuit Monster. 

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