Friday, January 27, 2017

HILARIOUS: ‘Men’s March’ Is Coming With Penis Costumes & BEER! (Here’s What They’re PROTESTING)

The women are fighting for equality, right? Well, they’ve had their airtime to cover THEIR issues. It’s time for men to stand up and do the same!
Landon Mac had a fantastic post on Facebook: 
Can we please organize a Men's March? We can march against unfair treatment in divorces, biased custody battles, false rape accusations and women aborting your own child without your consent. We can wear penis costumes and drink beer. Who's in?

We need to make this happen because it’s all about equality.
These are legitimate issues that men face:
– unfair treatment in divorce cases
– biased custody battles
– false rape allegations
– no say in the life of your child if the woman wants an abortion
How are those not worthy of a little media attention?

Of course you realize that the Feminists that had dressed up as vaginas — let’s call them ‘cl-theads’ — would protest the PATRIARCHY and Sexual Harrassment of men wearing a penis costume.
How about the MATRIARCHY and women trying to push the pro-choice agenda by wearing sad home-made costume that looks like an open wound.
And seriously, nobody wants to hear any speech with the words ‘menstrual blood’.
(We’re looking at you, Ashley Judd.)
I’m tired of hearing feminists rant about how President Trump is a ‘sexual harrasser’ and sees women as sexual objects — while walking around dressed as a vagina.
That doesn’t make sense.
It makes even less sense than Madonna, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga opposing President Trump because he ‘demeans women’. Didn’t all of you make a career out of that?
And you’re supposed to be the moral authority because you’re ‘strong, powerful women’ and he’s just a man that is led around by his… well, you know. You’ve seen enough of them.
Oh, and by the way, feminists — before you get all your panties in a bunch about this article — this ClashDaily Editor is a woman. 

I know… I just did this, right?

Well, settle down and read this. It’ll help, I promise.

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.
* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Pussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
Chapters include:
– Four Signs You’ve Been Pussified
– Bullies Love, And I Mean LOVE, Pussies (especially Big Government goons and Islamic radicals!)
– Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy … but Jesus Ain’t
– Business Owners Should Avoid Pussies Like the Plague
– Real Women Hate Pussies
– How Parents Can Avoid Raising a Pussy
– Four ‘MUSTS’ For Males To Move From Pussville To Mantown
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: PUSSIFICATION: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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