TRUMPAPHOBIA! It is a Mental illness and Sign of Immaturity says Doctor

By Jerry Johnson 

It is confirmed.  The majority, if not all Democrats suffer from Trumpaphobia — an irrational hatred, fear, or dislike of Donald Trump which manifests itself outwardly by prejudice or violence towards Mr. Trump and his supporters.

Dr. Cecil Kwak, writing for the North American Journal of Psychoanalysis writes, “This explains the riots, I, I, mean protests, during Trump rallies this past summer.  Folks with this phobia had attacked Trump enthusiasts at different times and places.   Whether they were young or old, male or female, white, black or Hispanic.” 

Dr. Kwak goes on to explain, “You can’t reason with people who suffer from Trumpaphobia.  It is a mental disorder. They lash out, irrationally frothing at the mouth using profanity as their fear and hate spills forth like spittle.  The symptoms manifest in fits of uncontrollable fear and anger simply when they hear the name Trump,” he said.

One of the first signs that someone is suffering from Trumpaphobia is a desire to leave the freest country in the world, a country Donald Trump has promised to make great again if he is elected President.

It is completely irrational writes James Manup, head of the ADTL (Anti-Defamation Trump League), a research center at Life College studying Trumpaphobia. 

Dr. Manup explains, “I suffered from this mental disorder myself for a time.  But then a friend who cared about me said I should man-up, and almost immediately, my irrational fears went away.”

Dr. Cecil Kwak has noticed Trumpaphobia isn’t just a mental illness for the poor.  He clearly identified public figures who suffer from this mental disease too.

“This form of irrationality infects not only average folks but members of the media, Hollywood stars, politicians, as well as those lower on the food chain like the mindless democrat voters.”

When asked if he would name names, Dr. Kwak’s associate, Dr. Payne, chimed in explaining that in a recent interview he analyzed Mrs. Bill Clinton and could tell that she too suffers greatly from the debilitating effects of Trumpaphobia. 

When asked what were the warning signs he responded, “She became increasingly agitated during an interview, rolled her eyes excessively, and sighed heavily like she was grasping for breath.  It looked like she wanted to leave but was unable to stand up.  I believe she was feeling dizzy and feared she would collapse again.”

“So who don’t believe she had pneumonia?  You are saying Mrs. Clinton actually was, and possibly still is, suffering from Trumpaphobia,” I queried? 

Dr. Kwak said, “I have your back,” turning to Dr. Payne. He explained, “…another sign of Trumpaphobia is lying.  When she collapsed as she was leaving the 911 memorial service it was first reported as dehydration.  Then allergies.  Then pneumonia.  But the truth, she is suffering greatly from Trumpaphobia.  People who suffer from this mental affliction have a hard time with the truth.”

It may be comforting to know that the majority of those who are Trumpaphobiacs act out of ignorance and fear. These poor mentally ill souls behave irrationally, and it is most often a question of immaturity. 

If you believe you are suffering from this mental illness, or have been a victim of the irrationality of Trumpaphobia, you can get help by calling 1-800-732-5636.  That’s 1-800-REALMEN.

NOTE: Whenever patriotic Americans speak differently on an issue held by the left, they are slandered by Democrats with labels like homophobia, xenophobia, and Islamaphobia.  Well, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.  All the rioters [read Democrats] must have Trumpaphobia.  And they got it from listening to the lying mainstream media.