Hillary Clinton Stumped by Questions from Elementary Student!

By Onan Coca 

This little gem came across our Facebook feed and we thought it was just too good to let pass without posting. As far as we could find the author is anonymous but the humor is genuine. Enjoy! 

Hillary Clinton (of the famed Clinton Crime Family) goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question-and-answer time.
One little boy puts up his hand . Hillary asks him what his name is. "Larry." Then she asks: "And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And, Third –whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?" 

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" 

A different boy—little Johnny--puts his hand up; Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Johnny." So she asks: "And what is your question, Johnny?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, Fifth - where's Larry?"