LOL...way too funny!
via:ClashDaily
So, I was walking through Chicago and I
saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly
was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”
The clerk said, “Fuck off, get out and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
To be allowed entry...one must remove shoes drop to their knees and fart three times... To clear the air sorta speak!
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”
The clerk said, “Fuck off, get out and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
To be allowed entry...one must remove shoes drop to their knees and fart three times... To clear the air sorta speak!
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