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I have some news for Michelle Obama; the toilet is already overflowing and Americans are calling for a new plumber. The White House’s unhealthy appetite for Keynesian cuisine has created a huge blockage in our nation’s Honey bucket and voter rooter is on the way.
Last week, our glamorous diet-crazed First Lady encouraged small Wisconsin college audiences to vote early by using a humorous warning about life’s nasty inconveniences like “overflowing toilets”. God forbid an Obama supporter’s toilet breaches its rim any time through Election Day because liberals will be screaming about voter constipation, I mean suppression again. Oh well, perhaps Mrs. Obama is floating a funky excuse for her husband’s defeat in November.
I can hear Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “As a pro-choice Jewish woman and gay marriage supporter, I believe America needs to free itself from our addiction to over flushing foreign made toilets; only then will voters find liberation on Election Day. This is Jim Crow all over again. This is a Republican attempt to steal this election. For the first time in U.S. history minorities have to worry about a clogged toilet when they go to cast their vote. It’s unprecedented.”
I have some news for Michelle Obama; the toilet is already overflowing and Americans are calling for a new plumber. The White House’s unhealthy appetite for Keynesian cuisine has created a huge blockage in our nation’s Honey bucket and voter rooter is on the way.
Last week, our glamorous diet-crazed First Lady encouraged small Wisconsin college audiences to vote early by using a humorous warning about life’s nasty inconveniences like “overflowing toilets”. God forbid an Obama supporter’s toilet breaches its rim any time through Election Day because liberals will be screaming about voter constipation, I mean suppression again. Oh well, perhaps Mrs. Obama is floating a funky excuse for her husband’s defeat in November.
I can hear Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “As a pro-choice Jewish woman and gay marriage supporter, I believe America needs to free itself from our addiction to over flushing foreign made toilets; only then will voters find liberation on Election Day. This is Jim Crow all over again. This is a Republican attempt to steal this election. For the first time in U.S. history minorities have to worry about a clogged toilet when they go to cast their vote. It’s unprecedented.”
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